If you creep this, you'll know me inside and out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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theirye’re*
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Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend
HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
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